alice
HE'S GOT A TOWEL! If a dinosaur doesn't kill me, I don't know what will. Probably my fairy wings or my zebra mask, but one way or another I will never look like Zooey Deschanel. Shucks, right? I like cows and
I like candles and I like leaving magnetic poetry around the house with sentences that are stupid. Every single day of my life I have wanted a unicorn and every day I've been let down
and I call my doggie to me with a squeak of his blue bone and ask him if he wants a belly rub. Would I chase the demons out of town? I watch Deadliest Catch on the weekends and
tune out yelling all the time and there's nothing more comforting to me than standing on one of those lego platforms and then poking the bottoms of my feet. Red, blue, yellow are
the colours of my balloons and my birthday was three days ago today while I turned a number of stains on my shirt that was subtracted from how many chairs are in the backyard.
Hey slim, are you wearing my underwear? 'Cause I'm wearing yours, and they're not doing the trick. Sharks. Sometimes I'm living, the other times I'm either
wearing a party hat or
snorkling.