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cl&sh <3
lemonend.net
99mockingbirds.org
iWeirdette
Ultimate_Storylist
Version 1o - Wood Floats
++ridiculous facts
--vegan
--a zombie {vaun has my brain}
--short {5 feet one inch}
--loves pigs and deer
--coffee drinker
--sarcastic defense mechanism
--can kick pretty high
--brags about stupid things
--wants to be yoko ono
++smallish bio
Hi. I write because I'm not cool enough to say and do all the things I want so I make people up to do them for me. I want to own a farm where anyone and any creature could come live on if they needed to. I'd be like a mega-mom to anyone who needed me to be a mega-mom. Like a super hero but minus the super and plus an "ette". I care a lot about too many stupid things but don't stop me now, momma, I killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now will you help me find somebody to love?